Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Even Fred Astaire Wound Up With Arthritis!


Even Fred Astaire Wound Up With Arthritis!
  
As we age, arthritis attacks even the best of us. Including Fred Astaire.
     In her superlative book, “The Astaires Fred & Adele” (Oxford University Press, 2012), Kathleen Riley reports that as he aged Fred suffered from painful arthritis, largely “the result of the grueling nature and unusual longevity of his dancing career….”
     Her book is full of colorful details, bons mots, and brief profiles of the famous. In a word, it’s delicious.
   There’s a lot I didn’t know about Astaire and his sister, Adele. What a gifted couple they were! They danced together until she retired — to marry an English nobleman (who turned out to be a drunk).  
     Some things I learned:
+ Fred and Ginger Rogers may not have been totally chaste. At the end of one “delightful” evening, Ginger reported, Fred gave her a kiss that “would never have passed the Hays office code!” When they met again a few years later, Fred was distant, explaining, “I’m married now.” One author, Martha Nomichson, gathers from this remark that they had a “subtext of a sexual history.”
+ Their father, Fritz Austerlitz, was Jewish, but converted to Catholicism to escape anti-Semitism.
+ When they performed together, starting when they were children, she was the more talented. (She was almost two years older.) While taking lessons in New York City, for a while they lived in Weehawken.
+ While they seemed to be the height of sophistication, they were born in Omaha, Nebraska.
+Sir James Barrie (who created Peter Pan) asked Adele to play Peter Pan in a performance. She loved the idea, but her contract wouldn’t permit it.
+ Adele has been described (by John Mueller) as a  “high-spirited, mercurial, petty, profane, acerbic, charming, possessive, witty, exasperating, unpredictable, loving, and, I suspect, deeply vulnerable woman.”
 + That clever writer Robert Benchley wrote: “I don’t think I will plunge the nation into war by stating that Fred is the greatest dancer in the world.”
+ George Balanchine, the choreographer, compared Fred to Bach—and said Fred danced as if he had no bones.
+ Fred watched a young dancer and called him “the neatest, fastest Charleston dancer ever.” George Raft was a dancer before he became an actor.
+ Adele may have had a failed affair with George Gershwin. “Absolutely I know he was impotent,” she once said.
+ Irving Berlin wanted Adele to play Annie Oakley in “Annie Get Your Gun,” and she considered it—but said no.
+ Fred was a perfectionist. Once, when Adele came for an evening performance inebriated, in the wings Fred slapped her hard on each cheek, making her cry. She sobered up; it was the only time he hit her.
+ He wasn’t an intellectual. He spent much of his time at horse races, golf courses, and pool rooms.
+ Adele wanted to be the most important woman in Fred’s life—even to the point of disdaining Fred’s wife: “…if only he hadn’t married that woman, I think he’d be completely happy,” she once said.
+ She occasionally said that she wished he had been a homosexual, perhaps because then he could have resisted designing women.
+ Fred told Adele he wanted to get married because “he didn’t want to wake up with the morning papers” and because he knew that many people thought he was a homosexual.  “He was often, she said, the object of some male’s infatuation and even received propositioning letters.”
+ He married heiress Phyllis Potter at the last moment, rushing out to buy a ring. Headline in a paper the next day: “Astaire weds $30,000,000 Heiress with $5 Ring.”
+ He and Adele once shared a bill with Bill (Bojangles) Robinson, the great black dancer. His first words to Fred: “Boy, you can dance!” Said Fred: “That meant a lot to me.”
+ George Jean Nathan, the drama critic, pursued Adele, but he had a roving eye. He once told her that he had to meet with French ambassador. Adele found out later that the “French ambassador” was the actress Lillian Gish.
+ Cole Porter wrote “Night and Day” especially for Astaire’s voice.
+ His voice was nothing to write home about. But composers appreciated that he didn’t take liberties. And an English critic said Astaire electrified his audience “by singing a song with a mere semblance of a voice.”
+ When Adele died, at age 85, Fred was grief-stricken; a friend of Adele’s said her death was hastened by Fred, at 81, marrying a young jockey.
+ The most succinct praise for the two Astaires came from John Mueller in his foreward: “Nothing like them since the Flood.”


Thursday, November 29, 2012

Mitt's Father

http://periodicallisting.tumblr.com/post/21622827116/fact


Article I wrote 45 years ago...

Wednesday, June 27, 2012


I haven't written on my blog in a while, but it serves as a way for me to get things off my chest.

1. I wrote an article, based on a recent press release from Consumers Union, that various health-insurance providers were going to have to give their customers rebates. CU is a very reputable organization. But its numbers were apparently outdated--according to some health insurers. And one PR guy, from Horizon Blue Cross/Blue Shield, berated me for not checking with his organization! Nonsense. It was the PR guy's fault for not correcting CU--assuming he's right and CU was wrong. And I'm more ready to believe CU than any PR person.

2. Another article I wrote made the point that it's important for most people to have a lawyer. And I wrote that it's better to have a lawyer in a group than solo. There's evidence that solo practitioners--in medicine, at least--are more likely to screw up.
   A flood of complaints...from solo lawyers! Very nasty. I'll deal with one of them shortly.

Monday, November 21, 2011

Incident at a Church


A physician had agreed to speak to a new club in Ridgewood, Health Matters. His subject: prostate problems.
When he came to our meeting place, he was disappointed to find that we didn’t have a projector. We hadn’t been told he needed one. So the physician asked if we could photocopy his slides.
We meet at the First Presbyterian Church in Ridgewood – we rent space.
Church workers were helpful. Let let us print out one copy. But our organization had stopped paying to use the church’s copying machine.
We asked: Could we print out 6 x 10 or 20 copies, on the church’s own machine?
Too many, said the church’s minister.
So the physician had to give his talk without slides. To a group of men on the subject of prostate problems.

I should have offered to pay. I should have taken a $20 bill out of my wallet and offered it to someone.

But I’m surprised at the unfriendly behavior of the church’s minister,

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Satyagraha: Finally, a negative review

Won't anyone dare criticize this opera?
Shown at movie theaters all over the world on Saturday.
Dumb idea, having it sung in Sanscrit. Composer said he wanted to emphasize the music. I wanted to know what the hell the singers were singing.
Music was occasionally--very occasionally--pleasant. Mostly repetitive. Boring. Especially at the end. A relief when the opera ended.
Static, too.
And quotes from old Indian literature were soporific.
A friend who attended the opera told me that he had slept through half of it. Together, I told him, we had seen one entire opera.
Act II was exceptional. Imitation of cruel laughter. Colorful clothing of men early in the 20th century. Puppets were imaginative and interesting. Some action at last.
Did I mention that the opera was very, very long? Could have easily been cut.
Audience loved it. Pretentious people.
Give me Verdi and Puccini. Or even Wagner.
In fact, rather than Satyagraha, I'd even see Lulu or Wozzeck again.

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Will the future king or queen of England be Jewish?

12 Jun 2011 | 10 Sivan 5771
 
 
 

A journalist objected to the following story, which I published on a blog--the journalist insisted that it cannot be true--but I prefaced it by saying that it came from the Internet--nobody was libeled and the statement seemed reasonable--

From the Internet:
      Sent by an Orthodox (Sephardic) rabbi in Israel:
      It is interesting to note the following in the family tree of Kate Middleton, wife of Prince William:
      Kate’s mother is Carol Middleton, daughter of Ronald Goldsmith and Dorothy Harrison (both Jews)
      The parents of Dorothy Harrison are Robert Harrison and Elizabeth Temple (both Jews), the latter a descendant of the Myers family (traditional English Jews in the 19th century)
      Bottom line: Princess Kate is a Jew on her matrilineal side, and as a consequence, the future king of England will be a Jew according to Jewish Law and tradition.



Saturday, June 11, 2011

Midnight in Paris

Enjoyable film by Woody Allen--I feel good that young people today will have some exposure to Zelda and Scott, Hemingway, Picasso, and so forth--

I had an encounter with Dali--Ralph Ginzburg, publisher of Eros magazine, contracted with him to write something for Eros--I was to do the research--so I researched something about...anality--sent him some leading articles on the subject--he submitted an utterly incomprehensible article-- we ran it, darkened by some paintings--Dali was utterly mad--

Re Hemingway, I prevailed about his widow, Mary, to write for Fact magazine--as I recall, she belittled the friendship of AE Hotchner with Hemingway--Hotchner had written about Hemingway as if he had been a special friend--she was a good writer, needed no editing--

I had thought Edmund Wilson was in the film, but he wasn't--I once wrote to Wilson, saying that I had heard that he wrote for every new magazine--he sent back his usual card, declining--but wrote, You have been badly misinformed"--